Put in the Work

“When a woman performs oral sex on a man, but she’s wearing make up. The idea is that over time, some of the make up comes off when it’s done.”

Guy 1: Dude, she just gave me the best blow job ever!
Guy 2: But did she put in the work?

by Glenn Quagmire69 November 09, 2020

Working ass and cheek

Working hard for something, that usually shouldn't be that hard or is overcomplicated.

Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022

Perfect Work Week

Have sex with 5 different women in 5 consecutive days, one each day.

Jack is on his way to a perfect work week, 4 down now, all he needs is Friday.

by Lil Dick Game May 18, 2018

Mario Work Gear

Work Gear for sale: Overalls, Gloves, Shirts, Hats, Ect.

I get my clothes from Mario Work Gear

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 03, 2021

Rescind order and get back to work

No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.

Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."

A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"

Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025

that's how the keyboard works

when your friend does something so stupid, you can respond with this simple phrase.

joe: yo bro i just broke my bedroom door
joe 2: i guess that's how the keyboard works

joe: bro i literally can't sleep at night stfu

by the blaster. August 17, 2023

want to work with kathryn hahn

wanting to work or do something with someone for the sole purpose of making out with that person

example 1: aubrey plaza really said that she didn't care about marvel and that she just want(ed) to work with kathryn hahn and they just ended up making out in agatha all along lmao

example 2:

person 1: so she just asked me if I want to work with kathryn hahn tonight.....

person 2: omg girl you better get ready then

by motherhahn November 04, 2024