Jordan

A Jordan is something you smell. A Jordan is kind of like a silent farther but it stinks like KY jelly and a bag of dicks. A Jordan is Jewish and cries on a big Mongolians shoulder because he is jealous and eveys the size of the chink eyed warriors penis. When a man swallows a load it's called a Jordan. There is though one thing you should know about a Jordan. When Thor found his hammer. Thor went to his toilet and took a shit. Thor got up looked at his creation and said. I'm going to call you a Jordan. And Thor proceeded to never flush the toilet again

the chink eyed warrior- hey do you smell that.
Baby jesus- yeah it was me. And I fucked up big time I just shit on the world.... and it was a Jordan.
Chink eyed warrior- oh no... well it looks like all those poor men better start clenching there but cheecks. A Jordan might slip in.
Baby jesus- father have mercy.

by #15shouldabeenswallowed January 30, 2022

Jordan

A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend

Jordan lost his girl

by 2k 17 January 31, 2022

jordan

a duchecause with no life and is pathetic with a millimeter defeater

look theirs Jordon wells with his millimeter defeater(jordans small pp) Did you hear about the Zoo's new attraction? It's a Penis Monkey!

by penis monkey lover 49 February 1, 2022

Jordan Ford

To crush all sales goals and absolutely decimate any and all goals set for the given time frame. To get ahold of the most secluded people by outworking and outsmarting any and all methods of communication to make a meeting happen

Man I am so behind on my sales goals, it's time to jordan ford the hell out of this month

by MilestoneInc February 1, 2022

The Jordan

When you’re getting that dome that goes absolutely ballistic where you need to stretch out with one arm up and saying “holy shit I’m doin the Jordan”

Brian: Was the head good?

Taylor: Yeah that shit made me do the Jordan

by Goofy Shower Boy February 2, 2022

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

jordan aither

a very swag girl who likes sports and hates math class intensely. when you first meet jordan aither she seems very layed back but after you get to know her her inner swag comes alive

who’s that swagiliscous girl over there

oh that’s jordan aither

by swagman2864 February 3, 2022