Jordan

The sexiest cunt alive. Jordans get all the bitches. If u see a Jordan with blue eyes, brown hair, and a nice beard. Take him and don’t let him go. He’s the biggest sex god there is. Can make you cum in just 2 seconds of his fat huge cock inside you. Jordan’s are the best. Go and get you’re very own Jordan now.
1: wow who is that over there?!
2: that’s jordan. The one with the big ass dick :)
by Beep beep123 November 22, 2021
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She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy
damn i would sure love a jordan right now
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a jordan is the most amazing person ever. he is sweet, caring, loving, and the funniest guys ever. he is popular, yet doesn’t get into trouble. he is smart and gets all a’s. when u need someone, u come to him and he helps u anytime u need it. if u ever meet a jordan don’t get him upset with u and never let him go.
i was really upset and i talked to jordan and i feel a lot better
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He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
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Jordan boy usally with black or brown hair and brown eyes .has an amazing personality and is extremely funny. Always the one makinging everyone laugh in a group of people. Jordan tends to love his girlfriend more then anyone else and will do anything for her .he never cheats and is an amazing guy .
Look at Jordan making everyone laugh
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some black dude who probably eats fried chicken and drinks purple kool aid on his free time
man 1:Hey jordan tryna hang out?

Jordan:no nigga im eating fried chicken fuck off.
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Jordan is a fine ahhh Mfka that make a Mfka fall in love freaky and funny get you yo own Jordan
Him:My name Jordan

Me:my nigga you Automatically fine 😛
by Im dat bihhh November 23, 2021
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