by Nobodyneedstonow September 23, 2025

"i have given up on humanity kanye west is gonna run for president in 2020 and kim jung un is sending missiles to america."
by Trashthatyouwillneverforget April 20, 2018

It's that thing, of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.
by jmreno March 13, 2011

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.
Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!
- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet
by YaWho February 1, 2025

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.
Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.
by TRAmontana July 18, 2022

that one friend or person that knows an awful lot about different penis shapes, sizes and colors, despite seeing very few in person.
by humandickipedia January 24, 2023
