hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Hoover

Verb, the act of insufflation. Typically used as slang to refer to inhalation of illicit substances. Also used abstractly to refer to rapid consumption of food.

I was so hungry I just hoovered that burger down. It's also incredible that I was so hungry after hoovering shneef all night.

by There's nobirthdaypartyhere April 21, 2021

Hooter and the Blowjob

Da mid-'80's rock band dat offered sexual pleasures to its audiences.

If Hooter and the Blowjob had performed after dark, would da audience-members have been considered to be "night owls"?

by QuacksO May 2, 2021

hoovert

A name given to someone if they are very good at something

That person is very hoovert at gaming

by big pp man69420 July 1, 2021

hooters.ghostbur

Hooters.ghostbur is my favourite mutual and is lowkey kinda fruity ngl- did I mention it’s a Schlatt stan? 🙀🙀🙀 disgusting behaviour bestie 👺/j

Piss kink? 🥺
Hooters.ghostbur

-Kaz (jamboschlatt) 😽✌️

by Kaz 🙀 July 17, 2021

Honkers

Honkers are breasts that are so wonderful that one would wish to give em a nice big squeeze or honk.

“Dude I saw this chick at the bar the other day with some serious Honkers”

by Why can’t men have tits July 22, 2021

Hooters

Where you see hot girls and you get a boner.

Chad: Im going to Hooters bro!

Dale: You are gonna get a boner looking at those girls bro!

by lollipops82sj August 14, 2021