Hows my hair

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

by CaTheMousseiest September 8, 2013

fuck boy hair

When a guy has thick and full hair that is always styled up, also fuck boy hair tends to be liked by females. Also when a guy is super stuck up and has nice hair in general.

The only reason he gets the bitches is because he has fuck boy hair, otherwise he is fugly

by boshithabeast January 25, 2018

bleach your hair

V. the action of either 1. ejaculating into your own hair or 2. having a male friend ejaculating in your hair in order to achieve the "bleach blonde" hair color

Friend 1: Dude, I'm considering bleaching my hair
Friend 2: Bro, I bleach your hair for you-no homo though

by discountguccigang May 2, 2018

ass long hair

Specific type of long hair length where the bottom of it reaches almost between your ass cheeks.

Girl #1: I wanna grow out my hair!
Girl #2: How long tho?
Girl #1: I wanna have ass long hair

by ratis le sexologist February 25, 2021

Officer Grey Hair

cops who look old beyond their age

you can be OGH'd by having flour thrown in your hair to look like you grey hair

Me: yo i tossed some flour in that pigs hair!
You: Pig got Officer Grey Haired!

by ocn January 7, 2010

tik tok hair

Tik Tok hair is a haird-do created by teen boys on Tik Tok (e.g. Eboys, softboys, etc). The hairstyle consists of hair that looks like you've been electrified, or hair parted in the middle and straightly swooping over the eyes. These guys act like they're so hot and irresistible (e.g. by licking their lips and staring at the area seductively), when in reality, they're 15-year-old boys. Most girls obsess over these dudes. Popular examples include Jeremy Hutchins, Dom Brack, and everyone in the sway house.

Person A: *Walks in with hoodie covering hair*
Person B: "Hey... why's your good up?"
Person A: "I made a mistake... I big big mistake...I tried the Tik Tok hairstyle"
Person B: "EWWWW!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!

by A_Credible_Source March 9, 2022

African Water Hair

When someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water.

Person 1: hey dude, someone described my radical hair as being the colour of African Water?
Person 2: whoa African Water Hair is when someone's hair is a dark murky brown colour, like African water !!

Person 3: Awesome dude! That's lit!

by grogro-in-da-house June 1, 2017