first squirt

The act of ejaculating inside of a woman just a little bit(only the first “squirt” or two that comes out), and then pulling out late to make it seem like you fully pulled out. The “first squirt” is often used to baby-trap a very attractive female who’s only form of contraception is telling the man to pull out.

Me: “Bro did you creampie that dime piece u hooked up with from the bar last night?”
Friend: “Dude I wish, she told me to pull out but you best BELIEVE I hit her with the first squirt!”

by DanMarinoJr September 19, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Believe It Is Knuckle Cracking Between Smacking Uvulas 《Bellevue》; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

first-cousin-thrice-removed

1- Great-grandparent's first-cousin.
2- First-cousin's great-grandchild.

My first-cousin-thrice-removed is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Mūsukupōtundi: The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 2, 2025

First Class Face

The look of smug disdain you get when you walk on a plane from that one guy in first class that wants you to know to feel like cattle in economy.

I was explaining a idea I had to a colleague and he gave me first class face and just walked away.

by BattlestarDumbgantica October 7, 2022

First of February

Kiss someone pretty/beautiful today

Kiss someone you think is pretty/beautiful

On the First of February

by Hdgdvsjz👍👍 January 30, 2023