fuck knight 

-Noun

A fuck knight is a man who is generally the polar oposite of a fuck boy. He possesses a chiverous nature, a ladies first additufe and will treat you right. It also goes without saying he is a sex God.

God turns out billy is a real fuck knight, good to one in a sea of fuck boys

fuck knight by fgjfgjfjgfjj December 16, 2015

fuck bank 

Repository of energy/concern one uses to give a fuck.

I have no fuck in my fuck bank to give a fuck.

fuck bank by alvaclark June 19, 2016

Fuck Lobster 

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

Fuck Lobster by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

Fuck Me Dave

When the girl you are having sex with doesn't know your name, and calls you by a others man's name while in the throes of passion.

- "That kritty chic I took home last night Fuck Me Dave me."
- "What did you do?"
- "What do you think? I shrugged and kept going."

Fuck Me Dave by Chazatwood September 3, 2016

fuck note 

A letter written with the intent of seducing a person into sexual intercourse

I'll write her a fuck note

fuck note by smashronnie March 15, 2017

Fuck-shake 

The act of grabbing a person's middle finger with your own, and then firmly shaking it as a gesture of compassion or greeting.

Mom: Make sure you give each of your dad's colleagues a warm fuck-shake when they come over this evening.
Son: Can't I just high five them?

Fuck-shake by YouKnowWho*smirks* April 12, 2017

fuck boh 

You are probably here because you spelled "fuck boy" wrong xD

"Fuck boh? You mean fuck boy!"

fuck boh by SMOLBEANCHILD June 23, 2017