Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome

the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.

Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in

by Fratstar Chiver August 20, 2012

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004

drunk off my ass

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

cock eyed drunk

So drunk can't walk straight

Girls: im just tipsy

Friend: no your cock eyed drunk

by mr Johnson24 April 28, 2014

Drunk Dial N' Wail

The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.

Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.

"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"

"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"

by calihog July 31, 2009

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass

The ass of famed astronomer Tycho Brahe when he was on one of usual drunk rampages.

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass was shown when he lost a broadsword duel with Manderup Parsbjerg. Tycho Brahe was stupid and his drunk ass was shown to fight while being drunk.

by TWSS Hero 87 May 24, 2009