the illness that causes seemingly normal girls burst out in inconsolable tears for unfathomable reasons. At least one girl in every circle of friends is stricken by this disease. They are commonly found at frat parties, bars, and especially weddings.
Bro 1: Bro can you introduce to that girl?
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in
Bro 2: Naw dude she has Crying Drunk Chick Syndrome you don't want to be stuck with her when that time bomb goes off.
Bro 1: what about her?
Bro 2: she's got the clap
Bro 1: I am going in
by Fratstar Chiver March 29, 2012
The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.
by Webster April 19, 2004
The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.
Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"
by Bouch66 February 20, 2006
When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn
Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?
Kid 2: Ramos
Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
Kid 2: Ramos
Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver
by MikeyJoy January 06, 2008
by mr Johnson24 March 21, 2014
The act of calling sober friends or former significant others at un-Godly hours after consuming alcoholic beverages to whine and complain about your lack of friends or significant other, thereby further alienating yourself from said pissed off recipient of phone call.
Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
Also a common misheard lyric of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
"Jimmy got hammered again this weekend and pulled another Drunk Dial N' Wail on me. Why can't I just unfriend him like on Facebook?"
"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"
"Drunk Dial N'...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial' N...then ya wail ya gotta Drunk Dial N'...then she went away!.....I love that song!"
by calihog July 31, 2009
Tycho Brahe's drunk ass was shown when he lost a broadsword duel with Manderup Parsbjerg. Tycho Brahe was stupid and his drunk ass was shown to fight while being drunk.
by TWSS Hero 87 May 24, 2009