Dont Flex December

During the month of December, you can not flex any muscle, wear anything that show’s muscles or take any mirror pics after gym. You will be able to in January

This is just so person can see how much bigger they have got

Frapo: Bro why are you wearing a jacket at the gym?

Bob: its dont flex December

Frapo: you’re broke….

by Skiteatta December 7, 2022

Dead Dick December

A test for only the manliest men

After successfully completing No Nut November, some men decide to go for a second month, and call it Dead Dick December.

The correct way to finish Dead Dick December is to finally cum as soon as the new year starts, so you start off fresh. Those who complete these two months of no jacking get crowned "King of Horny"

Man, I am not looking forward to Dead Dick December after NNN, I don't think my body can take it

by Bootybeater21 January 6, 2023

deceiver

in reference to a male or female who, from far away, appears hot, attractive, sexy; however as you get closer, you realise they are not. at all. that person is a 'deceiver'

Jake: 'hey man, check out that hottie.'
Rob: 'yeah, i'd do her.'
(person gets closer)
'Oh no! deceiver!'

by sweet-1-sass February 4, 2010

december 11th

A goat was born. Your to be a lady’s man they all love young fella

His bday is December 11th

by Bumpy da goat October 17, 2019

December 31

When God thinks we need more punishment

The time is 31 day- 25- hour - 61-minutes-61 seconds

December 31

The day we suffer more

by Jevajsbsnhddkkdbsn October 19, 2020

december 29

National Suck Dick Day (females only)

December 29 is the day your gf has to give you head whenever you ask for it (it’s polite to return the favor

by BigDaDYDY2937471 April 12, 2019

december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019