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december 29th

pretty much if you were born on this day, it’s your birthday. but if you’re name is liliana ortiz and you were born on this day in 2003, you are a stupid bitch who doesn’t deserve to live. that’s all.

“my birthday is on december 29th.”
“four days after christmas?”
“yeah!”
“cool!”

by retartpie October 15, 2019