Cracker Barrel Baptism

When you get thrown up on in the bathroom of a Cracker Barrel.

After getting shitfaced I just gave some random dude a Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by Cale The Whale 🐳 January 18, 2024

Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 21, 2024

fucking cracker

In the UK this mean an exceptionally good thing.

That steak I had for dinner was a fucking cracker!
or
Wow, she's a real cracker! (would mean she is exceptionally pretty or sext etc.)

by PC Bob. April 03, 2021

pillsbury cracker

a white person

"That pillsbury cracker needs to get a tan."

by madi2rare February 24, 2024

Cracker Wisdom

A form of basic and incredibly obvious advice often given by humans of Caucasian decent

- "Don't point a gun at things you're not willing to kill !"

- "That's some cracker wisdom right here."

by GhastlyFeet May 23, 2023

Cracker boy theo

Cracker boy Theo is a boy that can’t talk to girl longer than 5 minutes

Hey Ewan look at that cracker boy Theo over there

by Cjashh November 13, 2020

cracker jack

Racist southern white people who hate anyone other than their own kind and think they own you if they do favors for you.

Look at that guy right there, see all that dry skin, he's a cracker jack!

by JCWithTheRojoT October 15, 2021