christian

Christian is a loving guy whos always looking to get his dick up he loves to destroy others genitals always facetimes his girlfriend/ex because he wants too talk too someone he honestly just a bitch he will probably end up talking his own life he gets his heart broken like it a little Chinese kid passing out fortune cookies.

guy 1: yo did you hear what happened to Christian
guy 2: yea bro he took his own life its crazyyy

by dale_smells July 14, 2024

christian cenni

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christian cenni loves taz
christian cenni is “white boy of the year”

by 4urmother July 15, 2021

Christian

He loves music, He's always my favorite person from the group chat to be around, He likes the best music

Friend of mine and his: When are you going to tell Christian you like him
Me: I dont know everyone thinks hes too old for me (three years) and its not that I dont agree its just that I cant get him off my mind he is so nice and he loves the same music as me and we relate to eachother and have so many things in common but im just scared it will ruin the friendship we already have if he rejects me....

by Paper Bi-otch December 17, 2023

Christian

Christian is the most wonder full person you would ever meet. You would be happy if he/she was in your life

Omg I can't believe i meet Christian

by Cjrividjciwi June 28, 2017

Christian Twist

hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop

That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.

by arrbby July 1, 2011

Schrödinger’s Christian

A person who claims to be christian, but the second you ask them if they're christian they get all offended and don't know what you're talking about.

Jordan Peterson is a Schrödinger’s Christian

by SpinX22 June 1, 2025

Christian, Life, Academy

Weird ass school with weird ass kids and odd events

Brother 1: Let’s go to school

Brother 2:hell naw not that place

Bro1:dude we go to in Christian, Life, Academy Cape Coral?!?!

Bro2:naw but it’s funny

by Bruh man 🤠 May 14, 2023