stinky chicken

When a females genitalia smells bad. When the panties smell like a box of chicken that has been left out for over a week. Or when the pussy looks like the raw uncooked/unbattered version of the skinless chicken

Hey girl, let me get a taste of that stinky chicken

by Random dumb ass January 31, 2007

magic chicken

A cock that can do tricks.

Dave: I always impress the ladies, my cock can do tricks.
Whowar?: You have a magic chicken?

by EddyK May 4, 2005

Chicken Chips

Instead of properly cooking Ramen noodle, one simply breaks the dried noodle brick into chunks and adds the flavor packet. Walaa! Chicken chips!

That lazy niger (that's Ni-jer) Basil don't even cook his food. He just eats "Chiken Chips". My example does include Chicken Chips!

by Honky McCracker August 14, 2011

choking the chicken

when a chicken somehow gets in your pants and you attempt to choke it but miss and start choking your dick. it happens to almost all males who live on or near farms that have chickens.

male 1: hey don't you be choking my chicken man
male 2; what chicken?
male 1; that chicken in your pants.
male 2; time to begin choking the chicken

by xxx_anonymouse_xxx November 22, 2015

Chicken leg

The act of pulling your dick out of your pants in a public place and yelling “chicken leg!” And put you cock back before you get noticed. Extra point for playing in a mall, triple the points for playing in school and not getting caught.

Chicken leg!

by DallasBoy12345 August 12, 2018

The Chicken Tube

A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.

by Mr C. December 11, 2003

pimpin chicken

basically means the same thing as tight. Originated in Green Bay, WI by some bored teens.

Damn, that car is pimpin chicken

by Paul December 10, 2004