cake-eater

one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too

that motherfucking johnson county cake eater

by aaron April 30, 2004

Chocolate cake

A male cums on his partners face, then drop kicks her in the face multiple times untill she has black and blue marks on her face making it look like chocolate cake with white icing

I dont think my girlfriend likes it when i do the chocolate cake sex move on her.

by neeee January 14, 2010

cake racist

one who likes vanilla cake but not chocolate. Or, one who likes chocolate cake but not vanilla.

Gavin wouldn't eat the chocolate birthday cake but will try the vanilla. He's a cake racist.

by Stabone131 July 02, 2009

hot cakes

How badly cops beat black people.

"They've been beating them niggers like hot cakes!"

by jonny the nk July 17, 2006

shit cake

a piece of shit baked on ones ass.

Yestarday we made some tasty shit cakes!

by Zeebes June 18, 2006

Crab Cake

When a girl has a bad case of crabs in her pubic hairs, but her man still eats the pussy like its a cake.

Michael: Hey Liam how was you night with Braylee?
Liam: It was great! She let me eat her Crab Cake!

by OGhypebeast69 March 08, 2017

Piece of cake

Giving a girl roofies so that you can have sex with her

Bobby wanted to take moira out for a "piece of cake" so he could get busy.

by Original Slappy White April 20, 2009