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Cochleae Block

The act of being denied an eargasm.
“Duuuuudeeee...you just Cochleae Blocked me!”
by Heybrina February 15, 2019
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her block

The parking-area for female employees of a multi-national tax preparation company. (Madea would go crazy trying to locate a "parkin' spot" here.)
I always see parking-spots marked "her block" outside of our local branch of a well-known tax preparation company, yet there are never any spots marked "his block"...?? I know that the company has been embroiled in multiple legal issues in recent years, so I wonder if they also practice illegal gender-discrimination in their hiring-policies?
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
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Cock Block By Da Big Mitch

A swift and brutal blow to ones relationship on the bus driven by only anger found deep deep down in ones inner demons. One is taken from there lover and repurposed never to hold or kiss again. This can sometimes cause a man to take action into their own hands but only to be further punished by the Big Mitch.
Did you really get a cock block by da big Mitch
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Bro Block

The favour you call in when you have your eyes on a gal (or guy no judgement here, just wear those socks) but don't want your bros challenging you so you call a Bro Block on the person. Works either as a favour the bro can call on in the future or they can Bro Block you from somebody of their choosing. Valid for an agreed period of time.
"Hey Hamzah bro, I'm really getting on with Big Shaz, I'm calling a Bro Block on this one. Give me a month yeah?"

"Alright Harry bro, but I'm gonna have to call one on Eddie man, he's mine for a month."

"All good bro, just miss me with that gay shit yeah?"
by Sexybeast24 May 6, 2019
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Cock block

“Man I was trying to get this girls number but I got cock blocked

“Oh did abbie get in the way
by Abbie Snelling June 9, 2019
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Jew Block

When Jews block you from spreading the thruth about their Khazar Edomite heritage and plans for world domination.
I was talking about the Khazar Talmudists the other day and one of their minions didn't like it, so I got a Jew Block. They won't let me post again.
by WhyzGuy April 7, 2019
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Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend
I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block
by Rere272728 April 25, 2019
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