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Israeli Jew

The only ethnic group capable of striking fear into Arabs. A single mention of them would make Arabs piss their pants. They are known for making Arabs know their place by brutally punishing them.
Arabs in Arab countries are known for oppressing immigrants and minorities.

But in Israel, Arabs are oppressed by the Gigachad Israeli Jews who make them know their filthy place
by Zionistman42069 December 16, 2024
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russian jew

the worst kind of jew. jews are great. Russians are great. but you mix the two and you get a disaster. they are loud and annoying and oftentimes very very strange. I knew this one Russian jew who jerked off and put his substances under a microscope to see if he was fertile. who the hell does that.
"Yo that Brad kid is pretty weird"
"Yeah I know. Probably because he's a Russian Jew"
by freaky greeky December 29, 2023
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Jew Cookies

Definition- another term for U.S. denomination coins.
ex: "dude I found a Jew Cookies under the vending machine"
by Plinko_Lover47 July 9, 2025
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Jew $heisty

Jew $heisty is a rapper who is Jewish and has rapped with another Jewish rapper named BLP Kosher, who is Jewish.
Guy 1: "Yo who's the dude with the Skidoo?"
Guy 2: "That's Jew $heisty!"
by ghostylikeposty December 12, 2023
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Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.
Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.
by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024
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Jew Butter

When s Jewish acquaintance attempts to insincerely flatter you in the presence of others, assuming you are too stupid to get it.
(Jewish Wife) Hey Saul, did you get that goyim schmuck Harrison to fix the wiring out at the cottage yet?

(Husband Saul) No no not yet. He'll be at the party and when he's had a few I'll smother him in Jew Butter in front of the other schmucks. Never fails.
by Elephantboy23 April 20, 2022
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White Power Jew

You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite
We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You try to brainwash us to think you're great
But you sell your stuff at a ridiculous rate
Your markups are a jewish amount
All you care about's your bank account

White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew
You always say how you hate the jew
But they sell records for less than you
We're gonna blow the whistle on you
Because you're a white power jew
White power jew white power jew
You're the parasite, israelite

We won't give cash to you, white power jew!
by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023
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