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The Internet is the Best but also the Worst experience ever

The internet is a virtual world where there's barely any rules respected. Also known as the home of teenagers who thinks being racist is normal and being disrespectful is a key to success; Adults are predators or something completely different either good, bad or nothing different from teenagers.

There are a lot of things to learn from the Internet.

But no one knows what the point of it really became to that day.
User : *Joins the internet*
Edge lords : HEIL HITLER DEATH TO ALLS JEWS NIBBA HAHAHA BIG CHUNGUS DO U KNO DA WAE
Furries : *Le rule 34, le yiff, le rawr, le edge*
Nice guys : *seduce you with their huge cocks out*
Nice girls : *try to act shy and show how good they are at their passions which you don't care*
Christians : stop being rude *while being incinerated*
Reddit, Facebook, Tumblr, Twitter and everything else that represents medias : CRINGE! FREE CRINGE! FREE CRINGE FOR EVERYONE! CRINGE AND DRAMA FOR EVERYONE!

YouTube : Welcome to drama class!

Games websites (Like Roblox) : *Downgrade, capitalism, hate, desperate players for good updates*
Wildspartanz : Quackity you're the guy on the left.
User : *Stays and believe it's normal*
by ValIsDesperate March 14, 2019
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internet

What humans have evolved to become dependent on in order to live.
(documentary voice)
Over thousands of years, humans have developed a evolutionary dependency on the internet. Once a human has run out of internet connection, the human will suffer a horrible and horrific death.
by Dubiks March 16, 2019
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Internet Explorer

A website or internet navigator that was good at one thing and it was .... (Loading info)
Internet Explorer is still loading, how long is it gonna take?

...(still loading)
by Candice is a simp August 28, 2020
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Internet graveyard

A place that dead memes go after they die in the SMG4 universe
by Firesmile 5555 September 1, 2020
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Internet Money

INTENERT MONEY BITCH
Hey Nick, have you seen Internet Money's album

Nick: Hell yeah I produced those lil bitches
Me: Nice job bro that album was gas
by Tapatioo October 29, 2020
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Internet Police

This kind of person may be a real police or just a vigilante. Most Internet Police are literally jerks or even trolls.
Known kinds of Internet Police:
Horny Police: Not a cop that is horny but it will give you a ticket for being horny.
Faggot Police: Commonly mentioned in 4chan due to hilarious reasons.
Edge Police: These are the cops that edgelords should watch out for.
Person 1: Can you define me what's an Internet Police?
Person 2: Those are just vigilantes or literal trolls. Nuff' said.
P1: Well, someone "snitched" me for being Horny.
P2: Just Ignore them, they're just joking even if they're a troll.
by Ronald Lee March 14, 2021
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Internet Year

The amount of time a person is relevant on the internet. One accual year is 365 days. One internet year is 122 days. the reason an internet year is shorter than a regular year is because the internet moves on quick. the time of relevance for a trend on the internet is almost always around 122 days. 122 days is about 4 months which is the average time of relevancy of a trend.
Person 1: Have you seen this trend on youtube? person 2: That trend is so dead! person 1: What? its only 4 months old!
person 2: thats an internet year
by 192847382293948471 December 1, 2021
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