HELP ME

1: You are stalking my definitions page
2: hello, i am an adult, i am stuck under the water, pls help me
3: urban dictionary editors kidnapped me but i used epic uno reverse card on them so uh yeah.

American: is stalking my definitions page
Also American: Sees “HELP ME” as a definition

by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

Close to me

You and I have become close,and as a result,I hold you emotionally dear to me

'CLOSE TO ME!!!ClOsE tO mE!!!! cLoSe To MEEE!!!C L O S E T O M E!!!!!!!!'

by school doesn't help us December 28, 2019

Excruse me

Politely asking to be excused, in ebonics.

Excruse me Shantika!

by Rhetoric ebonics August 20, 2013

sky me

fuck me after the game

Do you want to sky me

by pplover987654321 November 3, 2019

Me-mail

To send yourself email to another of your email address's

Crystal sent me-mail to her hotmail account.

by NatoSA December 2, 2010

Alive me

To remark on a fresh punk band

“Alive me with that singing with sirens.”

by Garybuseyfan February 1, 2018

HELP ME!!!

OH SHIT SOMEBODY HELP MEE!!!! IM ACTUALLY BEEING EATEN BY BEARS RIGHT NOW!!! CALL DA POLICEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Exhibit A: I have reason to believe that I am being eaten alive by a bear.

Exhibit B: That seem to be the case, Sir. Fancypants.

Exhibit A: Would you care to help a fellow camrade out?

Exhibit B: Sure thing, fam. *walks away*

Exhibit A: WTF R U DOING DUDE??? HELP ME!!!

Exhibit B: I have actually never really liked you, Sir. Fancypants. And to help you out were be to betray everything I stand for and believe in.

Exhibit A: what

Exhibit B: what

by ggggschizophrenicschizophrenic May 15, 2018