ur mom GAY 

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

ur mom GAY by nose flute November 11, 2020

Ur mom 

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

Ur mom by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020

Ur mom 

Saying this word will completely annihilate
The person ur speaking to.

John : fuck u
Bob : ur mom
John : dies

Ur mom by Nictjr November 14, 2020

ur mum lol 

damn u just got nae naed

ewdshuqwhdsvw ur mum lol dcedsvcegvygrv

ur mum lol by yeefeeree November 15, 2020

Ur mom 

A response commonly used by someone who does not know how to respond to the question previously asked.

This can also be used as in insult in an ULTIMATE ROAST BATTLE!!!!

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“what is the square root of 63517526451?” Me(cool)-“ur mom” Classmate(wuss)-“WHAT ABOUT MY MOM?!”

EXAMPLE #2

Kid with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she doesn’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” Kid with gay dads-“WHOA dude that was savage” Me-“I know 😎”

Ur mom by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

Ur mom 

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

Ur mom by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020

ur abs

so basiclly my dick got bigger bc ur abs

ur abs dick

ur abs by fasnfoiupgidfgifugf fuck November 17, 2020