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trash panda my junk

To grab and fondle ones junk like a raccoon trying to grab food.
I’m gunna go home and trash panda my junk while guardians of the galaxy.
by nckfrmn231 December 27, 2017
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Stinky Hobo Vomit Trash-Can

A person who refuse to shut up while constantly complains about problems and spurns the answer as there rancid breath blows in your face.
Anna is such a stinky hobo vomit trash-can, I wish she would just go away and learn proper hygiene.
by VynilAngel December 13, 2018
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Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trashcan is a sonic the hedgehog mini trash can
“man i’ll never get rid of my Sonic the Hedgehog Mini Trash Can”
by soda thing November 12, 2020
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Don't Buy Bananas on Trash Day

If you buy bananas on trash day, all the fruit flies will find their way into your home because of people's trash bins being moved about. Much like "Don't tempt fate", this is a phrase used to call someone out for their own foolish mistakes, or to warn them that if something can go wrong, it likely will go wrong.
Bride: "Awe man! I spilled catsup on my wedding gown!"
Mother-in-Law To Be: "Well, that's why you don't buy bananas on trash day."
by anonymous April 27, 2022
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duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash

duded-up egg-sucking gutter trash! asshole
by narcolepticoide October 30, 2011
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Dirty Brown Water Trash

Essentially a collection of grossness that accumulates in kiddy pools at country music festivals. This includes but is not limited to: overcooked brats, dirty sandals, used band aids, shitty mud, etc
Did you see Amber splashing around in that Dirty Brown Water Trash last night? Not really surprised at all
by TheREALChickenMan July 21, 2019
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Hot mess trailor trash troll

A hot mess trailor troll is someone that craves attention and feeds off drama. When they are confronted and don't understand a word they wikipedia it. They also don't understand when a word can have many meanings.
That crazy biotch is a hot mess trailor trash troll.
by gnarly troll October 7, 2010
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