Face Dressing

When a women wears so much make-up that it makes her look way different than she normally does. Ways to tell are large amounts of make up that looks like you can scrape a chuck off with your nail.
I went to bed with a hot girl and woke up next to a non-attractive girl. Total Face Dressing.
by Avizzlery September 11, 2009
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face-palming

Checking Facebook from your smart phone. Used derogatorily to describe people doing this (rudely) in a social situation.
I tried going out with my friend for drinks, but she kept face-palming instead of talking to me.
by Piper Bloke March 27, 2016
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Trench FAce

Trench face occurs after at least four days of no sleep and 18 grams of mephedrone or 3 grams of NRG-1. Victims believe that the outside world is the battle of the somme and that their eyeballs have turned into penises.
Hey man your penis eyeballed anus-hole has major trench face.

dude, i havent seen you for a few days, your face is super-trenched!
by Trench-kil April 27, 2010
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face to pillow

When a girl plants her face into the pillow so it's easier to fuck her from behind.
She went face to pillow for me last night
by Extremelylargepenisman August 20, 2017
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Face fuel

A white to off white powdery substance- cocaine
Yo, I’m trying to grab some face fuel for tonight’s rager. Got any?
by Illspikeurdrink January 04, 2020
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Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis
I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train
by Beancannon July 15, 2016
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house to face

We have the ‘house to face’ this weekend so wtm
by taylornicole062 June 13, 2018
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