When your company sends you an email letting you know you can save $50 a month if you turn in a form from your doctor to the HR department on Monday. But sends you the email on Friday.
Dear valued employee, You can save $50 per month on your health insurance with our company if you send in the attached biometeric form filled out by your doctor by the deadline below. (Deadline is less than one business day from the date the letter was sent out. ) Signed, Your employer, Dick Move.
by vudukungfu December 22, 2015
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1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
1. a pussy-fermented penis.
2. successfully having actual heterosexual sex long enough for fermentation of the penis to begin.
Bar Goer 1: "So yah see, I was trapped inside my ex-wife's coochie so long it gave me pickled-dick, and it ain't tasted right ever since."
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
Bar Goer 2: "You're tellin me!"
by dandy dankler May 22, 2018
Get the Pickled-dick mug.A motivational phrase uttered right before an action. Mainly used by a group of bros, to give an advanced warning signal to all that an action is about to happen, and then the reward for the action will be reaped (e.g. post work beers...).
Common in usage to "let's roll".
Common in usage to "let's roll".
*near the end of a grueling work-day*
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!
Joe: Can't wait to finish this report!
Tom: Yeah Man, dicks are down - let's finish this and go to the pub!
by phemer March 7, 2010
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1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
1. A situation difficult to deal with in which the result will normally be unsatisfactory.
2. A task which is very difficult to do.
by Hey, It's ME! May 22, 2015
Get the A punch in the dick mug.A gay man that works at McDonalds and occasionally likes to dip his penis in the McFlury cups and let me partake in Divine decadence. Licking every lost drop in hopes of not getting caught in the broom closet with a cup of ice cream and their pants down.
Hey, Melvin, meet me in the broom closet at 0700. I have a dick-squirty that needs attending to. Peace out.
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