The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 10, 2019
When your breath smells so bad that it smells like you ate a dead dogs shit and the dead dog. They will eat your children at night and your dogs if you don't protect them. The only way you can defend yourself is with Colgate products. It's like a gremlin after midnight except every hour of the day .
yo that girl sitting next to me in American history is such an anus cracker, let's put some Colgate strips on her chair .
by Eatmydiction8==D December 07, 2015
by DJ Swiftnutz April 03, 2021
guy 1: Did you see the pics from the MTG lecture last Friday?
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.
guy 2: Yeah, it was a total cracker containment zone.
by graggler August 31, 2023
MC Cracker is the best rapper ever, hes got a great flow and lyrics as good as Eminem’s, if you don’t listen to his debut album Cracker you will go to hell
by Btwfu12 October 10, 2018
Did you see the news last night? Another cracker teacher got caught having cracker sex with their students and the family pet.
by Mehsda June 16, 2024
Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week
by Heavy Burden May 05, 2023