to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.
"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
or
"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"
by The Infamous One August 28, 2007
Get the geeked as fuckmug. A usually spontaneous sexual encounter between strangers with little or no personal information exchanged. The highest plateau of casual sex.
Walking into an elevator, locking eyes with a woman (or man) and without further ado proceedeing to engage in hot, passionate sex between the 5th and 45th floors. You finish, compose yourselves, and go your seperate ways, never to meet again.
by proud2deviate January 19, 2004
Get the zipless fuckmug. Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
by SkittlezLA84 July 13, 2009
Get the Hanson-fuckmug. The autoshop wanted to charge extra for putting air in the tires... I said, "Fuck that noise. I'm not paying for air."
by Btbullet January 2, 2017
Get the Fuck that noisemug. There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
by Grandmastershek November 29, 2018
Get the destination fuckedmug. Mark: Look at that dude, he's been mackin' on the chick I've been tryin' to bang all night! He's such a Hawk Fuck!!
by ^V^V<><>abstart November 29, 2011
Get the Hawk Fuckmug. by morningwood faerie February 5, 2003
Get the Fuck-Knucklemug.