Text Math

When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.

Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.

I have my response, but I need to wait 7 minutes to send it according to my text math.

by Tamed-Carrot March 29, 2018

Oh shit text

When you send a text to someone thinking it was someone else. Can be very embarassing or just a common text.

Matt: damn...

Mark: what?

Matt: i just oh shit texted your mom...

Mark: what'd it say?

Matt: You don't want to know...

by santy5666 July 20, 2010

Shorty Text

An over exaggerated statement from your significant other.

Everything my girl says is a shorty text

by Noxnohi August 31, 2023

banana texte

The fact that you can send text messages in the banana phone.

I can use banana texte, I have a banana phone!

by PlaceReporter99 March 11, 2023

Alpine Text Message

To write your name in the snow in pee. To go pee in the mountains.

Hey, I need to go write an alpine text message.

by Mountainmanreese January 26, 2019

Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 02, 2018

Texting orgy

When multiple people are texting each other to the point it gets confusing as to who said what and when.

We were texting with a bunch of people and lost complete understanding what was going on. Big Dave said looks like we have ourselves a texting orgy.

by LuckyFairlane1 July 22, 2013