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post stream clarity

That crippling, empty, feeling you get after you stop your livestream and realize you've been streaming for 8 hours to 0 viewers.
TwitchStreamer69: Dude, I was streaming for 12 hours and I didn't get a single viewer. Post stream clarity is hitting me hard.
by VtubeWaffles_TTV November 9, 2021
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Post-market upgrade

Did you see the rack on that chick? Naah, thats Post-market upgrade not OEM
by BG Boise October 1, 2009
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Post peak years

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.
His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.
by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021
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nothing to post about

The 21st century version of "nothing to write home about". Something that's not worthy of being posted on Facebook, Twitter, or another social network site.
Chris: So what did you think of that burger?
Laura: Meh, nothing to post about.

Matt: So what did you do this weekend.
Andy: I went to a car show, ate some fish, and collected loose change. Nothing to post about
by Chris in South Korea December 11, 2012
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Post Mormon Depression

The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.
Damn.... I need to watch a Book of Mormon bootleg because I have Post Mormon Depression.
by AnonymousCreature444 August 10, 2018
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Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed
Ill keep you posted 👉👌
by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018
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post coital mental clarity

the few minutes after an orgasm in which a man feels he sees the world with a heightened clarity; as though he can see the world as it truly is, without emotions or sexual desire to cloud his view.

during this period a man decides whether his orgasm was of a prideful, shameful, or meh nature. These judgements might result from the orgasm's assistant being a bombshell, his hand, or an ogre, respectively.

anthropology: this experience may have benefited humanity's ancestors as our ancestor who became intensely aware of his surroundings after sexual intercourse would have been in a better situation/mindset to defend himself from watching or approaching carnivores than his peer who did not feel as alert
"Shut up bitch! I'm enjoying my post coital mental clarity. thank you. would you make me a samich, please?"

"Yeah bra, in my post coital mental clarity I realized what a mistake I had made by wrestling that ogre! I wore a condom though. "
by leroach January 9, 2012
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