time bandit

someone renowned or reliable for stealing all your time.

Cam: "yeah man I'll be over in 5 minutes" *80 minutes later*

"oh yeah sorry man, I just started talking to my mom on the way out, I am leaving right now!" *35 minutes later* "my dad got me to help him unload his truck right as I was about to leave, I'm just gonna walk the dog and I'll head right up... Is anyone else there yet?"
Victim:"DUDE, everyone is here! wtf, come on!"
*25 minutes later*
Cam:" oh hey man, yeah, I totally forgot I already made plans with jen the other day... I gotta go to this movie tonight, so I cant come chill, you guys should just hold onto my share..."

Victim: ...

Victim: *SIGHate you* gad damn, you time bandit!

by marinade August 15, 2010

time of the month

every month girls peel of the skin on their face , it helps with their growth

guy: do girls peel their skin of every month
girl: yes once every time of the month

by ا January 13, 2021

Michelle-time

-noun.

1. The time-slice President Barack Obama carves out of his calendar to spend time with wife Michelle.

2. The time-slice one carves out of their schedule during which they spend quality time with their significant other.

The President's secretary: "Mr. President, we have scheduled you for some Michelle-time from 9 to 10 this evening."

Husband: "Honey, can you make some Michelle-time for me tonight?"

by Kinki's Tush September 27, 2009

black time

For those of you who do now understand the meaning of the term 'Black Time'. Black Time is the time zone, in which most black people use when attending a party or social event, some of you may describe this as being 'fashionably late' but on an extreme level. The culprit will usually arrive 1-5 hours late, depending on the length of the social event!

Person 1 - Hey the party started 3 hours ago why are you so late?
Person 2 - Oh! I was running on (black time)
Person 1 - Ohhhhh!

by Arc15 July 2, 2014

Quiet Time

Quiet Time is the synonym of downlow

guy: dude keep my secret on the QT (Quiet Time)

by nyermm its jesse July 12, 2004

Time out

Punishment for saying or doing somethin really dumb. Involves kneeling down and touching forehead to kneecap.

"I accidently made out with my cousin last night"

Damn you need to take a timeout for that one!

by Calvin, Joe, Matt, T-town basketball squad March 12, 2004

prime time

a small cigar/cigarillo found in many flavors. Prime times are popular among those in Rainier and other places. The reasoning is that, in the hood, more people are rolling and smoking blunts and therefore there is more need for a prime time.

Special prime time flavors include the happy hours modelled after mixed drinks.

Prime Times are often smoked right after a blunt.

"Hey man remember get a sweet and 2 PTs aiight?"

"Yo pass me a prime time i am BLUNTED"

by Nigguhfingaz April 8, 2007