Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!

He is such a hot-tard!

by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015

fuck tard

A real dumb ass that does retarded shit.

Why did you buy a pet rock, you fuck tard!?!

by dynes May 4, 2016

Stroller-tard

A parent manipulating or parking an S.U.V.-sized stroller with no regard to anyone trying to past or around them.

I was trying to get out of the grocery store but this f--ing Stroller-tard was blocking the exit.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

e-tard

Individual of limited technological ability

Andrew is struggling to switch his computer on. Andrew is an e-tard.

by IvChen July 3, 2017

fuck tard

a dumbass who leads a good girl on

omg you know that Reice kid???? Yeah he's a FUCK TARD

by florida white May 5, 2017

Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.

1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)

by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017

Hot-Tarded

When she's HOT A.F. but she's a little tarded at texting.

A mixture of hot and retarded.

Hazel is Hot-tarded because she texted gaga instead of Haha.

by Overweight heavy lover D June 12, 2017