Slippendale

When the feeling of being drunk or on a wave makes you crave/ need a zoot

Louise: Where have you been?
Tim: Just got back from pub, feeling pretty slippendale

Tim: Wys?
Louise: Idk but I may give in to the slippendale

by Sophia69pinktaco May 26, 2019

Slippery Volcanoe

Fingering a gold while she takes a poop

I gave my girlfriend a slippery volcanoe while at the cabins in the woods.

by banditboy1 March 29, 2019

Slippy Dick

When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.

A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.

Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.

by Sirbro April 8, 2019

slippery meat

What you call a penis when, during sexual intercourse, the penis slips out of the vagina on the pull-back and it hits and enters the anus on re-entry.

*Girl screams in pain* "Ah shit! I didn't mean to put it in your ass, I just got some slippery meat."

by uSathane April 13, 2019

Slippy Joe's

The husband of the lunch lady, trying to hold on while she gushes..

Yo dawg, that girl's hot, you know her?

Yeah, she's Slippy Joe's.

by JackTrades July 30, 2019

Slippy

When a slight diabetic gives a woman lady boner.

Oh wow that kid with sugar aids really gave me a slippy last night

by Slipmaker August 24, 2019

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019