hot pocket in the shower

A sex act that is so dirty you can't describe it, but you have no regrets.

After the worst day at work, I had a hot pocket in the shower. No regrets.

by chrysalis77 December 14, 2016

take a hot shower

a phrase used to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower my G”

by grandma sweater June 4, 2022

Double headed shower

Two dudes urinate on a third member (preferably female) from the front and from behind.

I need to take a shower after that double headed shower I just got.

by Right_right February 13, 2017

three dollar shower

(v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger

Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.

"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."

"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."

by the_leif October 10, 2011

Portugese Shower Head

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

Full Blown Shower

A shower which includes the use of conditioner

man, that was a sweet full blown shower.

by Olga Esta en' da hood May 2, 2010

old-fashioned shower

refers to the actual shower which came into existence in the early 1800s. In contrast to the modern shower (shower in a can), which although gives a great sense of freshness, is no match to the cleanliness achieved by taking an old-fashioned shower. The term "old-fashioned shower" originated from The Stepbrother.

James: "wow i feel real nasty right now, toss me your shower in a can"
The Stepbrother: "nah man, it won't work, your too sweaty and nasty, what you need is an old-fashioned shower."

by LilBibby2342 October 8, 2005