sausage dildo

When someone takes a shit on a condom and uses it as a dildo.

I didn´t have money for a normal dildo, so I made a sausage dildo

by TheSemen August 30, 2016

sausage koozie

Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.

Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!

by Anonymous900000000000000 December 15, 2016

Sausage Attack

When you attack or get attacked physically by someone with a sausage.

I gave Henry a Sausage Attack because he gave me sun heated pizza to eat

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 22, 2021

Gentleman's sausage

A gentleman's sausage is a polite (usually British slang) word for a penis.

"I don't want your hand up near my gentleman's sausage!"

by AiryGoats March 28, 2024

Sausage

A long glizzy that is like a cylinder or something like that idk don’t @ me anyways if you swallowe it whole don’t spit because SPITTERS ARE QUITTERS

Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon, grits
SAUSAGE!!
Imma skinny bitch but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta fat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
I gotta flat ass but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Wake up in the morning gotta eat that
SAUSAGE!!
Imma red head but I still take
SAUSAGE!!
Imma gay n**ga but I still take
SAUSAGE!!

by I’m part of Gen Z November 10, 2020

Booty Sausage

A sausage that is meant for the booty. Rather it be a Penis or a Dildo, or a Vibrator, or an actual Sausage/Hotdog

Example 1: I sat on a Booty Sausage last night and it left me filled with cum. Example 2: I had played with a Booty Sausage as my boyfriend did not give me enough pleasure.

by TheConQueefTador September 19, 2025

sausage

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sausage

by animeisgood January 25, 2019