mohad salad 

a gay fag who does not know anything and sucks a dead person every single day.

he has an iq of 10 and was in grade 2 for 40 years. he is only 7 years old.the n words make fun of his prvate part sze

mohad salad means gay fag face

mohad salad by hawkeye mihawk February 22, 2019

hot wet salad 

awesome anal sex in the hot tub or bath

Last night my girlfriend and I had hot wet salad before bed

hot wet salad by Sac_Charlie January 19, 2015

shake my salad

It means eating an ass with your mouth closed "shake my salad" eat my ass in different ways

jim: oh hey can I eat your ass
Ariana: sure!
jim: looking forwad to shaking your salad
Ariana: yes shake my salad

shake my salad by poofacebum May 2, 2018

Vigina side salad dressing 

When you pour Italian dressing in a pussy then you fuck it till it bleeds

You know the sex is good when you make vigina side salad dressing

Vigina side salad dressing by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

The Potato Salad Tosser 

A sex move in which you round up at least 8 down syndrome kids, no older than 10, and lure them to your house. it should be easy enough. Make sure that you have a room set up first, it should have a bed or large mattress, and two shovels or other large gardening tools. Place the children on the bed and proceed to smash them around and into each other with the gardening tools. After at least a couple have died, you have to "wash them out," by first reaching orgasm then cumming on them. To do this properly, find one that has a hole in its abdomen then penetrate it until you cum all over as many as possible. Next, fool around with them until you can go again then "put the red thingys in the olives" aka impregnate as many as possible. Now go back and "wash" the rest of them out before finishing the rest off. Now roast them piece by piece over a spit and then invite your family over for a big supper with your new salad and furiously rape your family members while you force them all to enjoy your hard-worked on meal.

Honey, wanna invite all your girl friends for supper? I just finished making my favourite potato salad! I really am the potato salad tosser!

The Potato Salad Tosser by Ziat April 19, 2018

Cobb Salad

The result of shaving while mounting your partner's rear in the style of the dog, letting the hairs fall onto your lubricated phallus and into her poop chute. Shortly there afterward, pull out and blow a load onto the mess. Smear it around liberally.

I like to rub my shlong into the greasy, gritty cobb salad i leave every time. My girlfriend doesn't, but she doesn't mind because I look better now.

Cobb Salad by b0000330rnncncvxxx00 December 10, 2010

Shooting Salad 

To talk smack in order to impress others

"Look at Mark shooting salad all over those girls"

Shooting Salad by DCmonkey August 10, 2008