Rule 9003 

Any one who states that Clint Eastwood's westerns are stupid is a salad tossing faggot and shall be rounded up and shot for their ignorance.

Dumb Bitch:Dude High Plains Drifter was stupid.

Chris:Dude rule 9003, you better shut up.

Dumb Bitch: Well its true all he did was fuck some women, shoot some men, blow shit up, and then burn some shit down.

Chris:Fag. I'll get the fifty cal.

Rule 9003 by USMCtopgun November 15, 2009

Ja Rule 

Angry, midgit black man with torrits syndrome causing him to randomly yell things such as "hollllllllllah" & "it's muuuuuuuuurdah". Known to do duets with fat asses latino woman and black woman with speech inpediments. see J Lo & Ashanti.

Did you see that crazy black midgit who had been sniffing glue yelling weird shit?
Yeah, he was all Ja Rule n shit.

Ja Rule by Blair January 14, 2005

Rule 1 

Never screw over your partner.

Why would you help me Gibbs? You're my partner, Rule 1.

Rule 1 by Xcelion July 4, 2015

5-second rule 

the belief that if one picks up food quickly after they drop it it is still good.

He choose to follow the 5-second rule despite the dubious way in which the floor was cleaned.

5-second rule by The Return of Light Joker January 14, 2008

Runescape.com

A MMORPG (massivley multiplayer online role-playing game). In this game there is not set classes that you must pick from. If you want to be a mage put on some mage robes if you want to be a warrior grab a sword. There is no age limit for this game. Since all prophanity is blocked on the website and it's constantly being updated(not to mention its free) it is an exellent game for all ages. With over twenty easy to learn but hard to master skills it is an exellent way to use up time, all you need is an internet connection.

I have a runescape.com account add vincrie to your friends list, maybe i'll be on.

runescape is one sweet MMORPG.

Runescape.com by Xiophillio April 12, 2009

Rule 34 

If it exsists, there is porn of it.
If there isn't porn of it yet, there will be.

Rule 34 states that because there isn't porn of Gerard way or Gerard Way anime yet, some will be made at some point.

Rule 34 by daniegoesrawr July 19, 2011

runescape 

A highly addictive game that caused my younger brother to run through a sliding glass door to play more runescape. This resulted in hundreds of stitches on the side of his stomach.Don't start this game ever. Its a mistake, you will only end up getting hurt.

My little brother Greg-MUST GET TO RUNESCAPE!!!
**runs the sliding glass door sending tons of shattered glass flying**
Greg-Uh oh.
**still attempts to drag himself to computer so he could play while he waited for the paramedics.

runescape by Holly the Ginger Kidd May 27, 2007