put you a knife

To stab or cut you. Most often used as a threat by a diminutive Latino with neck tattoos and a heavy Spanish accent.

Don't mess with my homies or I'll put you a knife esé.

by Chorizocabra November 19, 2010

Putting the Banana in the Bag

Taking action that advances a situation, or pushes something or someone forward.

Putting an unripe banana into a paper bag makes the banana ripen faster.

Conversely, messing up or taking a step backwards from a goal would be taking the banana out of the bag.

"Will just bought that girl a drink and took her to the dance floor. He's really putting the banana in the bag tonight."

"You're gonna skip the gym again tonight Berkelee? Really taking the banana out of the bag smh"

"This banana is green. I'm going to put the banana in the bag so I can eat it with breakfast tomorrow"

by MisterHaku May 24, 2018

put it in the ranters

A term invented by forum moderators. This term is used when telling forum users to take their discussion to the ranters section of the forum, because they are arguing or flaming each other, instead of discussing the topic in a friendly manner. Thus the moderators move the entire topic to the ranters section.

Heathy said to put it in the ranters.

by Dark_Loki November 10, 2008

Party-put

The act of putting things away in a bizarre and chaotic order as a result of smoking too much meth while doing it.

It was a perfect! But then my friends showed up and took it apart and party-put it back together.

by ThatDamnLetiStarr August 3, 2016

PUT-UH-RITE

Put-uh-rite is what you do with someone or something that you should have left rite where it was.
Because it was meant to be seen, Not touched, Not moved, and Definitely not admired so much you take it home....

I have to take and

put-uh-rite him because he is not what he seems.

by Mrs. KNOWITALL. December 15, 2020

Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.

Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.

by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017

put that in the cheese

a one up, similar to "how bout them apples"

"yesterday i went to the the beach and it rained"

"well yesterday i went to the beach and it was perfect, sunny and breezy. put that in the cheese"

by anonymous August 21, 2024