Post-market upgrade

A boob job, or an upgrade of the twins.

Did you see the rack on that chick? Naah, thats Post-market upgrade not OEM

by BG Boise October 1, 2009

Keep you Posted

Ya girl comes over and you get funky and tie her to the four post bed

Ill keep you posted 👉👌

by Snax3.0 May 15, 2018

post stream clarity

That crippling, empty, feeling you get after you stop your livestream and realize you've been streaming for 8 hours to 0 viewers.

TwitchStreamer69: Dude, I was streaming for 12 hours and I didn't get a single viewer. Post stream clarity is hitting me hard.

by VtubeWaffles_TTV November 9, 2021

Post Mormon Depression

The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.

Damn.... I need to watch a Book of Mormon bootleg because I have Post Mormon Depression.

by AnonymousCreature444 August 10, 2018

Post peak years

The number of years somebody is past their heyday, in case they forgot what the same person trying to make themself look respectful and kiss ass today thought of their glory years yesterday.

His post peak years had already begun, and the girl thought he didn't already know it.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021

nothing to post about

The 21st century version of "nothing to write home about". Something that's not worthy of being posted on Facebook, Twitter, or another social network site.

Chris: So what did you think of that burger?
Laura: Meh, nothing to post about.

Matt: So what did you do this weekend.
Andy: I went to a car show, ate some fish, and collected loose change. Nothing to post about

by Chris in South Korea December 11, 2012

Post Breakup Make Out

Your first make out following a break-up

Lisa had her first post breakup make out last night.

by meg volk August 23, 2005