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Daulphin Island

Bomb ass island with some damn good tacos
Random Ass Dude: Let’s go to daulphin island to get some tacos and bitches ma boi
Other Random Ass Dude: Hell yea!
by smallcockbigballz69 July 24, 2022
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The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
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Islanders

A hockey team from Long Island, New York
Islanders have the best reverse retro jersey in all of the NHL.
They have a firm rivalry with the Devils and the Rangers
They pulled off the orange and blue better then the oilers
by peytoneATSGLITTERGLUE January 1, 2023
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On An Island

Song From David Gilmour's Album On An Island Made In 2006.
Sharing a dream
On an island, it felt right
by Luis Guzman Windows Tech March 29, 2021
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Mweenish Island

The land of the Gods. A superior race lives on this island situated off the west coast of Ireland. It cannot be found by mere mortal human beings, therefore it is often dismissed by normal people as a mythical island that doesn't exist.
Mweenish Island isn't real. It's just a myth.
by Bodmór2 March 19, 2022
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Barryland Islands

A group of volcanic specks in da Atlantic Ocean, located off da southern tip of South America, and named after da other major artist who draws da "Phantom" cartoons.
If Lee Falk had da Falkland Islands named after him, how near to dem are da Barryland Islands? I cannot locate dem on Google Maps.
by QuacksO November 19, 2021
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Island

A mini-world
by CatbirdC1511 May 11, 2020
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