National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat anyone short that is under 5’5 without consequences.

“Hey today National Beat Up Short People Day”
“What?- IS THAT A FUCKING GLOCK WITH A SWITCH?!”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Short person energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Person Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021

Short stack

basically a dumb bitch

“Wrong again fuckin short stack”

by Thereapdictionaryguy November 18, 2025

short king

a man named fil who’s a short king

oh just to let you know i’m a short king

by jesuswith12 January 20, 2024

a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there

“That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”

by Dank farts August 22, 2019

short

chloe

chloe is short

by ChihiroFujisakiTheGodFromAbove August 25, 2022

National Short Health Day

Actively wishing bad health and a short life to people.

"Happy National Short Health Day! Get worse soon."

by catrasleftkidney October 25, 2022