A piece of shit and a total douchebag
by SammyhatesJimmy June 8, 2022
Get the Jimmy McCluremug. Jimmy , a man with a chin bigger than his cock, well known for having crusty sweetcorn smelling of Clewers arse hanging off it, calls himself the Hornet cos he likes to stick his his stinger in any old minger.
by Stagman leo October 10, 2019
Get the Jimmymug. Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."
"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
Get the Jimmy Hammug. when a direct object (the john) enters another object or space (the jimmy). inspired by the sandwich chain in which the sandwich is the john and the wrapper is the jimmy. this applies to any situation in which something enters a place of any sort. this is a grammatical/philosophical concept.
“i really jimmed this john”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
“im gonna jimmy that john” (put something somewhere)
“the book is the jimmy the john is the story”
“the mouth is the jimmy the food is the john”
“if you spend your whole life jimmying other johns will you ever get your john jimmied”
by thejohner May 16, 2025
Get the Jimmy that Johnmug. Jimmy waller is a real traveling man lives in a wife beater with a stella in his hand and a greyhound in the other he is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning a caravan listening to Johnny cash smoking a durry
See Jimmy waller boh cleaning that caravan thats a serious fella and I can smell that durry from here
by Dordy mayo June 8, 2022
Get the Jimmy wallermug. by 69lickdicker69 March 3, 2019
Get the jimmymug. Someone that is beloved by his friends but never fully understood. But he fucks his friends girlfriends whose name starts with e. All around great guy.
by Datboytdog April 6, 2019
Get the Jimmymug.