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scissor hands

Scissor hands explains how people use their long ass thumb nail to cut open a blunt
by hypness May 28, 2006
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Talk to the hand

I don't care. A sentence used by people with limited intelligence and/or social skills. Probably they had cold mothers.
person: 'My Mum just died.'

retard: 'Talk to the hand...'

or

person: 'I want to kill myself'

retard: 'Talk to the hand'
by nooknoodle December 28, 2005
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left-handed

to steal. when paying at the counter of a store use your right hand to do all the movement and keep the other goods you want to steal down by your side with your left hand. If they ask about it simply say "OH, i forgot i was hold it!"
I payed for this gum, but i left-handed the juice.
by analjam September 28, 2006
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hand heart

Its something annoying girls do, trying to shame their boyfriends into doing it. Its really gay.
Sam was hanging out with the boys when emily sent him a hand heart. Sam sent one back and his bros kicked his ass
by soeasyavaginacoulddoit May 11, 2009
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Hand job

n. a job which requires the work of ones hands to accomplish/complete a set goal or task
by Ghandi September 24, 2002
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talk to the hand

An expression originally used by african american women to mean the coversation is over. Now used by all sorts of wannabe urban whites as well.
...for the last time i want my alimony payment now you deadbeat...no way honey, talk to the hand cause the face ain't listenin'
by ike "the priest" September 5, 2003
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hand job

when some one else Masterbates you for you
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'

'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'

ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
by Natalie Blortman January 5, 2014
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