I was being the puppet master to those two girls.
by Batdog444 November 26, 2018

by kaisla October 31, 2020

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016

by TheRealMidsMaster April 13, 2021

by New onerf February 23, 2022

Sign-up today for the Master of the Sack tournament!
“Isn’t that offensive? Maybe not professional?”
“Why the hell would it be offensive? It’s only a tournament name. Ask Urban Dictionary.
“Isn’t that offensive? Maybe not professional?”
“Why the hell would it be offensive? It’s only a tournament name. Ask Urban Dictionary.
by Are you using this handle? June 22, 2021
