Skip to main content

Mark

Mark is one of the most big-headed people you'll ever meet. This is mostly due to his incredible athletic prowess, along with all the hype that the 12 year old girls give him. Deep down he wishes pedophilia wasn't off the table, but he's spent far too much of his life teasing other pedophiles around him to partake in the festivities that pedophilia is. He shaves roughly twice a month bc he thinks his weak stubble makes him look cool, and the only one who speaks out against it is his mother, who is always all over him about it. Mark rides the line between being zesty and straight up gay, especially with his side chic whom tends to be a small boy that he brought under his wing at a young age. This further endorses the pedophilia theory. Mark grew his hair out in order to copy his greatest rival, only to end up looking like a wish.com Lord Faquaad. Mark will always give you the energy you give him, and therefore is rather easily manipulated.
12 y/o girl no.1: OoOoOo who's that hottie over there in the corner?

12 y/o girl no.2: Oh him? That's Mark. He thinks he's way cooler than he really is. I will admit he's hot though.
by anonymous May 30, 2023
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark

A fucken ass who was God’s only mistake. Hated amongst many. Has no friends because no one like his. Has no mother because she dodged a bullet by not raising him. His dad who’s name is ironically “Dick” is envious of his dead wife because she doesn’t have to suffer. He is a fucking dumb ass. A sped. A bitch. A cunt. Words can’t describe what a jackass this result of incest is. And lastly....He is clapped
You are mark
by 1a3tt February 24, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark Khorram

Well known terrorist. Extremely scary to many individuals as well as others. Could pose the threat of a large scale bombings and murder. Avoid at all costs
Hey did you hear how Jerry died??

Yea apparently Mark Khorram killed him and his whole family.
by Jwitit6 October 13, 2020
mugGet the Mark Khorrammug.

Mark

Mark is an incredibly kind, loving individual. He is loved by all for his generosity and his smile. Mark is incredibly sexy, while truly embodying the quote “Chicken nugget in the streets, chicken tender in the sheets.”
Wow I really love the guy Mark.
Mark is amazing.
I wish I knew more people like mark
by Etaik November 23, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

Mark

A forest dwelling sigma male. A World of Warcraft champion. A survivor in the wilderness. Protective and brave, don't get in his way- especially when it comes to his woman. A Mark is rare and to be respected. This is someone you want on your side. Do not get on Mark's bad side and do not disrespect his woman. You will be fucked to death.
Look at that sexy hunk of meat, he looks like a Mark. I think I'll try him.

Be careful. His girlfriend is nearby and she's just as crazy as he is...
by HoneyAndRum November 21, 2024
mugGet the Markmug.

Skid mark

Oh look there’s a skid mark in my underwear… jk it’s jack rudnicki!
by Jigglytits June 2, 2022
mugGet the Skid markmug.

Mark

Mark is such an amazing person with an awesome soul but sometimes he has a low self esteem and he may not feel handsome or hot but he's the most amazing person in the world. He tends to be very stubborn but he's the most sweet person. He's a good listener, what ever u want to say he will be there for you. If anyone else has already met Mark in his/her life is a blessing. You would want to keep him safe and make him smile just to see that smile that will make your whole day. You would lover him forever more than anything in the world.
Mark found her crying and did not want anyone to hurt her friend
by Agabapraise 29 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Markmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email