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Alpha Male

The Worst males to ever fucking exist
A Alpha Male is so fucking cringe
by NorthBoy99 April 13, 2025
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Smallpha Male

A man who is so convinced of his perceived mental and physical superiority, that he is constantly talking down to people. Prone to mansplaining
Josh is such a smallpha male, because he is trying to compensate for his insecurities
by Hoops Doctor April 24, 2025
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
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male

1- Animal or plant that is of masculine biological sex.
2- Synonym for boy/man.
Male.
by Çyççyççy May 5, 2025
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cis male

by Çyççyççy May 5, 2025
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Male Race

The tendency of men to run away from women being bitches
Man, she is such a Male Race im glad shes gone
by mouryalti May 7, 2025
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Male Canon Event

Events that will happen in every man’s life at some point.
Examples of male canon events include:
>drawing comics as a kid
>playing video games with the boys
>fumbling your first crush
>realizing you hate being in school
>fantasizing about saving your crush from some violent entity
>holding the flashlight for your dad
>graffitiing something
>realizing you gotta hit the gym
>wanting to start a YouTube channel
>realizing that you’ll never be good enough at your favorite sport to go professional

>hating your first job
>realizing how badly you need to fix your life at 3 am
>watching your friend group evaporate after HS
>living in an apartment and refusing to decorate it
>wondering if you’d look better bald
by Shepherd Guy May 8, 2025
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