The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024

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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.

A synonym for Chad could be Josh

by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022

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Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.

Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017

by JMartBoii September 25, 2019

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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.

Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?

by Polaris07 November 22, 2021

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josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.

"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."

by Joseph mother deitz nutz da 3 June 6, 2023

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