California Traffic Jam

When two men simultaneously penetrate each other during anal sex.

P1:"Man... that California traffic jam had me stuck in that one spot for hours."
P2:"I know I got stuck in one this morning, and it was great."
P1:"What???... both tunnels were full... in both directions."
P2:"I know... It almost made me late for work this morning."
P1:"What are you talking about? You live right across the street, you walk to work."
P2:"Wait... you're talking about a real traffic jam... never mind."

by D'Indah MaDeeque December 23, 2016

Log-jam

When waiting in line to cash out, you get a raging, awkward erection. You don't want to lose your place in line, so you just pray that the cashier doesn't notice.

When Dan saw his sisters hot little friend at Walmart, he had one hell of a log-jam to contend with.

by Eggfarticus May 24, 2017

Jam

A word to refer to a lucky event or situation.
The embodiment of luck in its physicial form.

*scores a goal in the 94th minute*
Oh my, that was jam

by Chegers April 10, 2017

day jamming

Wearing pajamas in public in the day.

I saw Mrs. Schneibly at the grocery store, she was day jamming

by Day Jammer October 16, 2016

Log Jam

When 2 or more men get their penis stuck in a glory hole.

Me and Tom were log jammed last night.

by I_8_ur_mom_out December 18, 2021

Genital Jam

A gender neutral term to describe secretions emitted from genitalia as a result of sexual arousal, stimulation, or activity.

Alex and Jamie really went at it in the guest room last night, there is genital jam all over the bed, walls, and tv remote.

by Häxa July 18, 2023

Jam Roll

Jam Roll refers to Parole when in prison - and hopefully getting some!

'I'm putting all my hope on Jam Roll this year...'. or, 'he's got no chance of Jam Roll'

by thecleaner March 20, 2022