Jacob is a humongous twat who has the tiniest dick in the world ( unlike my huge horse cock) ;). Hit me up any time ladies. Im availible
Your such a jacob
by ONII CHANI HAVE A DICK February 11, 2021
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Get the Jacob mug.Jacob is a kind person who likes to make people laugh, regardless of whether or not that is through bad puns, silly jokes, embarrassing himself or even hurting himself in different ways. Jacob is especially shy when talking to new people, and even though he will try to make a good conversation, he wont be able to do so unless he knows you on a personal level. Jacob will make funny puns to his friends about his life and things he hates about himself. don't feel bad for not recognizing though, as these jokes are just a way to feel good. the more he make others laugh, the more he'll feel good about himself. he always tries to put others first, unless they have been rude to him or his friends. If he has feelings for someone, he'll try to keep it hidden and play cool. he takes everything to heart especially when it could mean his friends don't like him. if you meet a Jacob, and befriend him, you should check up on him and make sure he's doing ok. its hard to tell because his behavior never changes, even when he hates himself the most. I'm saying all this because I am a Jacob. And this is how i feel my life is.
person 1: oh Jacob's coming over here.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
person 2: I hope he's alright.
person 1: surely he is, he just makes those jokes to make us laugh.
person 1: yeah, you're probably right.
by Daddy Bidd April 29, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
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Get the jacob post mug.Jacob is very shy around strangers, but around friends and family he is very crazy and definitely fun. Jacob is very funny and loves to laugh. He is the sweetest boy you’ll ever meet, and if you do have a Jacob in your life you are very lucky!! If you ever date a Jacob don’t mess it up because you will seriously regret it. If he likes you he won’t talk to you, every time he sees you he’ll uncontrol smile and blush, his friends tease him about you, and he likes to give you signs that he likes you. But he takes everything you do towards him as a sign as we’ll. So be careful! He is very athletic and likes to move around a lot. Jacob is tall usually with brown hair. He walks very fast unless he’s with someone else. He is s such a sweet, caring, gentle, fun-loving, gentleman. There’s almost no words to describe how perfect he is. He is so adorable! His smile could brighten anyone’s day. Jacob is very strong and loves to do dangerous activities for fun.
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
He a beast at basketball too, so if you teammates with him there is a big chance you win but a small chance on losing. He has money but will not treat you or buy you something
by Jacobthegoat12345 November 23, 2021
Get the Jacob mug.Jacob Caplan is the most silly little sigma you have ever met. He is not only silly but is the best with woman, and better in bed. He will take your bitch so fast you wouldn't realize that she started ghosting you. Jacob is the best in bed with his signature swirly twirly move, it will leave you wetter than a waterpark.
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