Fart-Jack

The act of being lazy, or not doing what one is supposed to be doing, such as at a job.

"Quit fart-jacking around Bill, if we don't get this work done we're going to be fired".

by Jeano-Beano May 26, 2018

Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019

jack lathem

A bomb loving sand nigga who loves giving facials to camels

Whoa it's a jack lathem watch him with your camel

by Clippity September 21, 2020

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019

Jack Smells

A phrase used to instantly end an argument. Both sides must now except a mutual end to the beef. There is no winner nor a looser purely the knowledge that “jack smells”

Billy: yo max
Max: what
Billy: heard yo gurl got stinky grumble
Max: nah fuck that yo a bitch
Billy: stfu bitch boy
Max: Jack Smells
@everyone on the call: fair play

by Shmuckboy12 April 5, 2020

jack hulls

biggest cunt any girl could ever meet. Always gets away with shit. Acts like he loves u with all his heart and then the next day goes and gets with one of ur mates. Never trust jack hulls with shit. He is a fucking dickhead and will do anything just to have a girlfriend. He will lie to your face just to get with u to make his reputation better. Uses u to get popular. He will always be hitting up another girl whilst talking to another one. Biggest fucking player.

(everyone to jack hulls- FUCKING DIE)

by fuckingcya March 6, 2019