jape

When a jew decides to rape someone. If you are jewish, you therefore can jape and become known as a japer.

"uhh i just got japed, fuck"

by Wizard Smoke January 6, 2008

Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

by C. Harper November 26, 2010

Japanglish

Normally anime otaku's use it to flont the fact that they are obbsessed with Japan this hapens to be the official language of my clique.

Rei-san, you are such a fricken baka
Kuso shite shine! You baka!
OOh that usagi is so kwaii

by Ami-ojou-sama May 13, 2005

japcan

a japcan is a large steel after market exhaust endcan usually seen on rubbish cars attemting the jap look of imprezas and other fast performance japanese cars. these have no noticeable power gain, if any thing they lose power and make lots of noise. usually purchased from motorworld or halfords.

5" slash japcan, 6" Rage japcan, Twin 5" Savage japcans.

by Ben Chandler September 26, 2007

Japris

Jeans rolled up in order to look like capris

The jeans I bought last winter are too short so I rolled them up and made them japris

by strawberry2-forever July 24, 2010

Japstralian

A person who is half Japanese half Australian

What is your nationality?
I'm half Japanese half Australian. Japstralian.

by japstralia April 8, 2011

Japanese Star

n. this is a skill for men only. it is a painful maneuver yet easy to learn and a good way to "spice" ones love life up-literally. during an intimate time with ones partner, have a bottle of hot sauce next to you ready to use but make sure the partner does not see it. in the middle, make up an excuse to stop momentarily. without your partner seeing, smother your hand in the hot sauce. then in one swift motion, ram your fist up the vagina and spread your fingers out. this will duplicate a sharp, stinging sensation much like that of getting hit with a Japanese throwing star.

Jamie: Dude, how was your night with Monica?

Nick: Well, I took your advice and tried the Japanese Star.

Jamie: Oh nice dude. How'd it go?

Nick: I used dynamite spicy sushi sauce. There was blood everywhere...

by Meekah Sloat October 6, 2011