the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016

Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.

Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.

by FartMomma June 6, 2023

Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

get in dutch

To get in trouble. American idiom. May be related to "Dutch uncle."

I'm afraid I'll get in dutch because of my screw-up.

by AncientGeek April 7, 2021

Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.

“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”

by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015